LOL!!

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names?



Confusing Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?


Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.


Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!


Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?


Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.


Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?


Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.


Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!


Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?


Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).


Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

karaoke madness!!!

boredom has kicked in >_<

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Orientation Night... >_<

Orientation Night was a bore... =.=
but alas' me and my classmates weren't giving in to boredom!!!

Some pictures i wana share with you ^^

Incredible!!

Would any of you guys date any of them??? =)

Stepping into taylors was a very fresh start for me...

fresh faces, fresh new smells, fresh new sights and place...

it will always be an unforgettable experience..

it will always be engraved in my mind..

never judge a book by it's cover they say..

but we so often do that to ppl before we get to know them..

ppl staring in shock?

ppl staring in disbelieve..

some stare with disgust...

jealousy or envy...

that is our very core of human behavior from my perspective...

these sins can eat into our very soul..

our life will rot away if they ever take over..

so safe guard your thoughts and mind...

safe guard your heart your body and soul..

learn from mistakes..

never envy,

never covet, 

never look down on people..

and you will lead a fruitful and passionate life.. day by day...